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title: "St Helens Council release statement over upcoming temporary closure of swimming pool"
date: 2026-10-27
url: https://brendasbitterbrew.com/2026/10/27/st-helens-council-release-statement-over-upcoming-temporary-closure-of/
note: "Satire. The news is real and linked to its source; Brenda's commentary is fiction and opinion."
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*Satire. The news is real and linked to its source; Brenda's commentary is fiction and opinion.*

# St Helens Council release statement over upcoming temporary closure of swimming pool

News. Source: [St Helens Star](https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/26671293.council-release-statement-temporary-closure-swimming-pool/?ref=rss), published Monday 26 October 2026.

> A TEMPORARY closure of the swimming pool at Queens Park Health and Fitness will allow a wider programme of improvements to be carried out at the facility, council bosses have…

**Brenda:** The council is closing the pool at Queens Park for improvements. It's always something with these facilities, isn't it, love.

From [Brenda's Bitter Brew, Tuesday 27 October 2026, No. 2](https://brendasbitterbrew.com/2026/10/27/).