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Monday 26 October 2026 · No. 1 › News

Inside 'remarkable' £340k St Helens home on market for offers over £340,000

1930s three-bedroom semi-detached house for sale in St Helens for offers over £340,000, with a double garage, landscaped garden and modern interiors.

Source: St Helens Star · Sunday 25 October 2026

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Brenda: Three hundred and forty thousand for a semi-detached. I remember when you could get a whole street for that, love.

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