St Helens road closures: City Road, News Lane, College Street, East Lancashire Road and Pimbo Road face closures through December; dates revealed for motorists.
“They've got the whole borough cordoned off, haven't they. Between City Road and the East Lancs, you'll be lucky if you can get to the shops without a detour. I've seen t…”
Sat 24 Oct: Everton 0–2 Arsenal (away); English Premier League.
Next listed fixture: Newcastle United (home), Thursday 29 October at 19:45 GMT; English League Cup. Fixtures can change.
Brenda: Look at the positives, they say. I’ve looked. I’ll get back to you.
Brenda: Alright love. I've seen the new kit and I'm not being funny, but it looks like something our Jeff would wear to paint the spare room. It's a bit much, isn't it. All those patterns when a bit of plain fabric would do. I suppose it's meant to be modern, but I'll believe it when I see it. Anyway, we've got Newcastle coming to us on Thursday. I'll be sat there in my cardigan, hopefully not nodding off before the whistle.
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“I'm off to put the heating on, if it'll actually work today.”