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Tuesday 27 October 2026 · No. 2 › News

I tried St Helens’ new publicly controlled buses

St Helens to Liverpool on the £2 10A: a warm, comfortable publicly controlled bus with USB charging, but late running and painfully loud announcements.

Source: St Helens Star · Monday 26 October 2026

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Brenda: I had a go on that new 10A service to Liverpool. It's nice enough having a plug for your phone, but the announcements are so loud you'd think the driver was shouting through a megaphone, and it was running late before it'd even started.

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