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Tuesday 27 October 2026 · No. 2 › Saints

St Helens face overseas quota headache amid further NRL transfer speculation

Brenda: They were on about this quota headache three days ago, and it's still hanging over them. I'll believe they've got it sorted when I actually see the players on the pitch without all this fuss.

Brenda remembers: “St Helens confirm fourth NRL recruit as Kevin Walters given major quota headache” (3 days earlier).

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